Piemonte, Italy

We had a major travel day today…a ferry to Varenna, a train to Turino, and then a rental car to Serralunga D’Alba, in the Piemonte region of Italy.  This is the home of Barolo and Barbaresco, some of the most sought after wines in the world.  By the way, the train hit 174 mph today.  Smokin!  Also BTW, do NOT drive in Turin!  This is the worst city for driving I’ve ever been in, with people turning left from a far right lane, and vice versa.  I’d rather drive the wrong way in New Zealand for a month than drive here again!

The Piemonte region is incredibly beautiful!  I’m going to be using that word “beautiful” a lot again!

This is my kind of beauty!

We took a walk around nearby Serralunga D’Alba, which is a really small city with a 14th century castle in the middle.

This is the view from one side of our hotel room at Antico Podere Tota Virginia in Baudana, very close to Serralunga D’Alba.

This is from the balcony on the other side of our room.  It’s going to be a very difficult 3 days staying here with views like this.

The next day we were picked up by our super knowledgeable Piemonte guide for the next two days, Robert Alexander, from Travel Langhe.  Robert and his wife Leslie are US citizens who have been living in Piemonte for the last 15 years, and they are the perfect couple to plan your trip here.  Very easy to work with, not crazy expensive, and just super nice people!

Robert took us to our first stop of the day in Monforte d’Alba, Conterno-Fantino.

This is a top notch winery in the Barolo region, and the tasting was excellent, with a total of 6 wines.  The standouts to me were the Mon Pra, which is a 50-50 blend of Nebbiolo and Barbera…

…and the Barolo, which is 100% Nebbiolo, as are ALL Barolos.

I ended up picking up two of the Barolos…highly recommended!  While it’s a young 2017, it wasn’t anywhere near as tannic as I expected.  Their barrel room is impressive…no expense spared here!

Robert then took us on a tour of the little town of Monforte D’Alba.  We saw this huge bench, part of the Big Bench Community Project.  These are spread around the Langhe region, and those who wish to contribute to the local community can build one, with all proceeds going to the community where the bench is built.  There are 181 of these built to date.

Our afternoon wine appointment was with Alberto Voerzio at his winery in La Morra, another small city in the region.  First he explained his winemaking philosophy, which is quality over quantity.  Now this is a fairly common theme amongst winemakers, but Alberto is taking it to a whole new level.

For several years he has been dropping fruit during the summer like many high-end growers do, as this concentrates the flavors in the remaining fruit.  The downside is you have less fruit, and therefore less wine.  Where Alberto changes things up is he actually cuts the clusters in half, dropping the bottoms of the clusters, so that the top half is also more concentrated.

He opened 4 wines for us, and they were all truly excellent!

Starting this year, for the 2021 harvest, he has decided he is not going to press any of his wine, and will only use free run juice.  This is highly unusual, as he is leaving a lot of potential money on the table.  He’s even doing this for his least expensive wine (10 euros).  I can’t wait to try the 2021 wines!

In the meantime, I’ll have to settle for this 2017 Barolo.  Wow is it good!  I had to pick up two bottles to try on a few friends back home.  He said he imports to Petaluma, so I’ll look into that for future bottles.  In the meantime, these were only 45 euros each.

That night we had dinner in Alba, at the Three Michelin Star restaurant Piazza Duomo.  This restaurant is listed at #18 on the Top 50 Restaurants in the World.

It’s definitely in the Top 50 “most expensive” restaurants in the world!  Good thing Fletcher doesn’t want to go back to college!  It’s also got some pretty odd decor, including the weirdly pink walls and bizzare artwork.  Their special salad was gorgeous though!  You actually eat the salad with the provided tongs, like you are playing “Operation”.

Our overall impression was this is a good restaurant, and the service was impeccable, but we don’t get the rationale for three stars.  We’ve been to one star places that were better…hell, Le Cupole in Rapallo, Italy, which only has a Michelin Plate, was better…by quite a bit.  However, it was a worthwhile experience, so no regrets.  “Ocean” restaurant in Villa Vita Parc in the Algarve, Portugal and “Arpege” in Paris remain our two best meals…so far!

The next morning Robert and Leslie picked us up and took us to a nearby hospital where we were hoping to get our Covid test.  It just so happens that the day we wanted our Covid test was the first day that unvaccinated employees had to be tested in Italy or they couldn’t go to work…so every Pharmacy that previously had dozens of available tests were sold out for months!  The hospital treated us like we had the bubonic plague, so that was a no go!  More on that with my final post of the trip.

With the test unavailable in Piemonte, Leslie took us to a tasting at a Cooperative Winery in Barbaresco.  All of the local growers grouped together to create one winery, and their tasting room, right next door to the famous producer Gaja, is free to taste.  Gaja charges 300 euros/person.  Yikes!  The wines were good, but nowhere near as good as Alberto’s.

I ended up picking up a bottle of Barbaresco, as I felt it was the best wine of the tasting.

We then went to lunch in the little town of Castagnito, Trattoria Bric.  The link will take you to their Trip Advisor page.  This was the best meal we’ve had in the Piemonte region.  If you are going to visit this area, make sure you stop and have lunch here!  Their Plin, a type of pasta, is to die for!  Sorry, no photos, I was too busy gulping it down!  Here is the exterior.

They served some excellent wines.  Really loved this white wine.  Why can’t every label be this simple?

The red was even better!!  Got the thumbs up treatment!

Next we visited the little town of Barolo.  At a wine bar there he showed us the lay of the land on this cool color-coded map.  Each color is a specific region of Barolo.

Here we are looking down on the town of Barolo.  Beautiful little spot!  It kind of reminds me of the little villages in Alsace.

We then visited one final winery, a small family run spot.  The best wine of the bunch was one that ended up being corked, but Robert pulled us a new one and I had to buy one after trying it (without the TCA!).

A last shot of Neive.  I think that’s Neive.  Robert, correct me if I’m wrong.  Man is this region gorgeous!  Am I allowed to start that sentence with “Man”?  Don’t want to get canceled!

One more post to come, wrapping up the trip.  Hope this one wasn’t too long…or too wine geeky!

 

Lake Como – Villa del Balbianello

The Villa del Balbianello is one of the top highlights of Lake Como, at least to me.  This famous spot is home to an incredible villa and spectacular gardens, which is why it’s captured the eye of Hollywood movie makers.

Super crappy Star Wars movie dialogue!

“I don’t like sand…”  OMFG, that is so ridiculously god awful!!  Somebody actually wrote that line, and then somebody else said “yeah, that’s good”, and then the Director said, “cut, excellent…let’s move on to the Wookie sex scene”…and then the Editor, the last bastion of common decency, decided, “fuck it, let it ride”.  A complete failure of movie making in one scene!

Bond movie we have yet to see.

Regardless of the Hollywood appeal, it’s a very cool spot to visit, and the villa has some amazing history.  This is well worth the visit and the cost (I think it was 22 euros each). The place has a long history dating back to the late 1700’s, but the most recent restoration was by the Milanese businessman Guido Monzino, who turned it into his own private museum.

The first spot you stop is the Loggia, which offers the best views of the lake from both sides (until some trees grew too tall on the south side).

Here is the view to the north, which features the spot where the unforgiveably terrible lines were spoken in Star Wars.  Padme talks about swimming to an island, which is just special effects, as seen by the below photo.  The only island on the lake is in the opposite direction.  Perhaps if she had drowned trying to find the island we wouldn’t have had to watch that scene?

Another view from the Loggia.

A closer view of the intracately trimmed bushes growing along the Loggia walls.

It has two enclosed structures which featured a music room (now the map room) and the library, still fully stocked with the last owners books.

Inside the villa are hundreds of artifacts from Monzino’s adventures.  He went all over the world, visiting the North Pole twice, and attempted Everest, but a heart condition kept him at base camp.  Below is an actual sled he used to reach the North Pole.

He built special display cases to show off his collection.

The display cases literally filled the entire house.  Looks like he did a bit of Celestial Navigation as well.

This really intricate clock was used to time the bells in the church on the property.  It was in a state of disrepair when the National Trust for Italy took over the property, so they had Rolex come in to fix it, which likely cost $3.5 trillion, which is basically zero accoriding to the Presidential math teacher!

After the villa tour you visit the lower gardens on your own.  Kim was yelling something like “I don’t like sand…”.  Something like that.  I couldn’t make it out over the guy screaming at me to get off the grass in Italian.  “Getta offa tha grassa”…yeah, that was it.

There were two groups here taking photos for their wedding.  I tried to get into as many of them as possible…mostly to make the bride and groom look good, and trust me, one bride needed the help!  Woof!  There were also some Instagrammer douches…always fun to photobomb them!  Still, this is a great spot for some awesome photos!

Guido Monzino’s last wish was to be buried on the estate.  He died in 1988.  I wish his last wish was to never let a Star Wars movie be filmed here!  Here is his crypt.

One last look at the Loggia on the way out.

On the way back to Bellagio we got off the ferry a stop early so we could do some walking.  We came across this statue outside a restaurant.  One of the best statues we’ve seen on the trip!

We ran across this testament to John F. Kennedy, with no explanation for why it was here.  Very strange.  Maybe he visited Bellagio when he was President?

A beautiful shot of Bellagio.

One last sunset from the balcony.

We are off to Piemonte next!