Walensee Lake, Switzerland

We are very close to a beautiful lake in Switzerland, Walensee, so we drove the half hour there to take a ferry and hike up to a beautiful waterfall.  The drive took us to the small village of Weesen, where the ferry starts from.

Quick note, Switzerland doesn’t use Euros, and the parking lot only accepted Swiss Francs, no credit cards.  I had to run across the street to the restaurant there to get change.  Keep this in mind so you don’t miss the ferry.  There are only 3 of them a day, so if you miss it, you are SOL.  Fortunately we made the ferry.

While onboard we sat next to Dr Eberhard Paul and his grandson Jan (pronounced Yan).

Jan is 10 years old, and is currently in his first year of English in school, so he was anxious to practice.  I was surprised with how well he could not only communicate with us, but how much of what we said he understood, with a little help from his grandfather.  Jan lives here next to the lake, which has got to be a really rough place to grow up!  Super inquisitive kid, with no fear of talking to strangers from another country.  He’s going to go far!  If you ever make it to Northern California, look us up!

We only took the ferry to one stop, Betlis, where there is practically nothing, with the exception of cows wearing bells.  There goes the ferry, with the flag of the Red Cross on the stern.  Switzerland is a strange place.

This sign points toward the wasserfalle.

A group of cute little goats along the way.

The waterfall is not flowing very heavy right now, but it was still woth the short hike up.

We walked by a small vineyard, and I’ve never seen grape protection like this before.  Every single cluster was covered in a net.

We had planned to have lunch at a small restaurant near the waterfall, but they said we needed a reservation.  Hard to believe, as the place was half full, but so be it.  We ended up walking back to Weesen, which only took about an hour, and was a beautiful walk.

It involved walking through several tunnels, but at least they weren’t 9 miles long like in Austria!

The restaurant right across from the parking lot for the ferry is pretty good, so I’d count on that place if you ever visit the lake.  They even take credit cards, which is great, since I don’t need a whole bunch of Swiss Francs since we are heading to Italy the next day.  One last beautiful shot of Walensee Lake.

As we were driving back towards Liechtenstein, we saw a gondola going over the road and up the hill.  I quickly pulled over and checked it out, and it was just a short drive to Unterterzen, where the gondola departed from.

Here is a shot of the roadway where we saw the gondola…from the gondola.

This was an expensive gondola ride, at 42 Swiss Francs each (about $45), but we found out it was worth it after finding out how far up the mountain it really went.  The first ride was about a half hour, and had the steepest section I’ve ever seen on a gondola.  The picture doesn’t do it justice!  At one point it was near vertical!

The second section was another 25 minutes.  There are ski lifts everywhere you look.  This place would be amazing in winter!  You can still see a little snow on the ground from the prior night in the bottom of the photo.

Looking back down the hill.  The clouds started rolling in about 15 minutes after we got to the top.

This is the view from the restaurant at the top.  Such a gorgeous place!

The light was just right on the gondola ride back down.  I took 5 photos and had a REALLY hard time picking what I thought was the best one!  This is looking WNW toward Weesen.

Up next, Lake Como!

Vaduz, Liechtenstein

My International Plan for my cell phone expired this morning, and even though I applied for an extension, Verizon was flipping me the bird, so I had to navigate to Liechtenstein the old fashioned way….looking at the google map and the little blue dot.

Fortunately we made it.  Along the way, we went through the longest tunnel I have ever been through, much less even heard of.  This is the Arlberg Road Tunnel (not to be confused with the Arlberg Train Tunnel), which runs almost 8.7 miles underground, and more than 9.6 miles with galleries.  Amazing!  Below is the entrance.

Here is a shot that shows part of the “galleries”, which basically means they dug into the side of the cliff, but didn’t completely enclose the tunnel.

The tunnel was built between 1974 and 1978, and cost the equivalent of about 300 million euros, which according to Biden equals less than zero, since $3.5 trillion equals zero.  This new math is just swell!  I’m saving money every time I spend it!  I can’t wait to use this new math with the IRS!  “No, I earned nothing this year….it was way less than $3.5 trillion, I swear”.  Should work, no?

There was a toll road right before we entered, and it was 10.20 euros (how much less than zero can you go!).  I can’t imagine how long it would take to cross the mountains to avoid this toll, so this is cheap…as in zero plus zero times zero!  Winning!

We arrived at our hotel, the Park Hotel Sonnenhof, in Vaduz, Liechtenstein, which is the Capital of the country.  This is likely the nicest hotel in the country….just stunning grounds and impeccable service!  It cost slightly less than $3.5 trillion for 3 nights, so we basically stayed for free!  Still winning!

This was the view from our room.  It rained the day prior, and obviously left a dusting of snow on the peaks.

We had dinner in three restaurants:

1. Made in Italy – Great homemade pasta, and the owner is super funny and engaging.  Glad we stopped by.  Advised us that he can only offer indoor dining due to the weather (it’s pretty cold evenings here…in the high 40’s), and only 50% of Liechtenstein is vaccinated, so he can’t let them sit inside.  I hope he makes it!

2. Amarone – This is a unique restuarant in the central part of town (it’s not a city, with just 4000 residents).  Excellent food and great wine list.  The service was impeccable.  We did the tasting menu with just 4 courses and it was way too much food.  I would opt for 3 courses.  Interesting photo on the wall by our table!

3. Maree – this is a Michelin Star restaurant in our hotel.  When you book to stay here, you select if you want to eat at their restaurant, and you get a pretty good rate if you do, but we didn’t want three straight nights of Michelin Star restaurants, so we just picked the special rate for one night.  The meal was truly worthy  of a Michelin Star, and well worth the rate they refer to as “half-board”.  They set us up with our own 4 course menu, and all the dishes were excellent.  I highly recommend eating here!  Super waiter Faisan made the meal the best!  Actually Faison has been our waiter for each breakfast as well.  Does this guy ever sleep?  Amazing….they aren’t paying him enough!

The first day here we walked downtown, had a snack, and discovered there was a winery on the way back to the hotel, with a slight diversion.  This isn’t just any winery, this is the winery owned by the Royal Family of Liechtenstein, Hofkellerei Des Fursten Von Liechtenstein

I’m going to admit, when celebrities and rich people have wineries, I’m very suspect, as I know they aren’t really intimately involved in the process, because making wine is a shit-ton of work.  However, there were two standout wines, the 2017 Riesling and the 2017 Zweigelt.  These are both exceptional wines, and they are cheap at $23/bottle!  These are truly outstanding wines!

Princess Marie is apparently quite involved, to the point that she has her Sommelier certificate.  I can’t comment on how many barrels she’s cleaned recently though.

The tasting was quite thorough, with a total of 6 wines, and we ran into another group of Americans, who were here on business, selling caffeine of all things, and one of their major customers is Red Bull, which is apparently located in Liechtenstein.  Guys, if I’m wrong on that count, let me know in the comments section.  Or ignore me.  I don’t care.

That’s Brian Zapp, the Marketing Director for Applied Foods, in the mask.  Nice to meet you Brian…take off the damn mask!  Follow the science!

Our excellent host from the winery, Steff Rau, Sales Manager!  This guy isn’t being paid enough…even though the wine sells itself!

This is a beautiful spot for a tasting!

It’s early October, and they are still waiting to pick!  This is their Zweigelt still hanging on the vine.  Or it’s their Pinot Noir.  I was drinking…details!  Steff, let me know!

We also visited the Liechtenstein Museum, which discussed the history of this little country.  They had some very old examples of the history here…including this 2500 year old bowl.

They also had this example of a 2500 year old dude on his Iphone.  Nice doo!  Text you later!

This map gives you an idea of the shape of Liechtenstein.

This was a 3D example of the elevations of the country.  Only 30% of it is on flat land.

We drove by the Royal Palace.  The Royals actually live here, so you can’t visit unless you have $3.5 trillion.  I have zero.  Will that do?  Hmmm.

Here is Kim sitting on the bench enjoying the view of the castle.

Selfie time!  One of the days I’ll figure it out.

We drove above the valley for a ways, and nearly died a few times since the roads here are narrower than in the Dolomites, but I got a good shot of the valley, and isn’t that what really matters after all?  The Rhine River is beautiful!

I was very impressed that Liechtenstein has looked into the future, and has   already created the future Presidential Library for Kamala Harris.  The name seems very appropriate!

One last look at the Royal Palace from down below, where the “subjects” live.  Still waiting for my invitation!

The Covid experience in Liechtenstein is similar to Austria…no masks, no where, no how.  Even in the museum we visited, they asked us to wear the masks when we bought our tickets, but then told us once we entered the museum we could take them off.  This is science!!  Thanks Fauci!